Fortunately, most Kotaku readers are super normal and chill!

I have no idea why but this comment was exactly what I needed to start my day this morning.

Games destroying lives, yet again.

That poor man lost a personal friend between GameStop visits.

Day 1 patches specifically aren’t an evolution but patches are, especially for consoles. These days there is always going to be an inevitable post release patch, regardless if it is day 1 or not. So in that sense you are never buying a “complete game” any more, unless you wait for something like the recently announced…

I get what your saying but publishers and pointy haired bosses aren’t really that nice. To them, a delay means more money in the sink, regardless of whether or not the developer thinks it’ll improve things. The publishers don’t care about what the developer thinks, they care about that the software shipped and it gets…

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

That Raichu form...

Will that achieve the impossible?

Will now people BE WILLING TO MAKE THEIR PIKACHUS EVOLVE?

IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, PEOPLE!

So that would mean that — like I said in my second point — he’s reluctant to come out and say that he couldn’t do it. I don’t expect him to give a definitive no. If what you’re saying is in fact the case, then I just want him to say that it couldn’t be implemented for the game’s launch and that it will be coming in an…

No emulator required.

Please don’t post gifs from shitty Syfy movies, ever.

Perhaps the dev could open his fucking pie-hole and remove all the “perhaps” completely so the players know what the fuck is going on.

“Hey, we don’t know what the issue is yet, but those players should’ve seen each other! We’re looking into it.”

Yeah, and it’d be one thing if they just wanted to leave an aura of mystery (which is totally cool) but this is a feature that they’ve directly promised on several occasions. It’s totally understandable if they had to remove it for one reason or another — game development is a fluid, iterative process! — but people…

Ugh... I hated it when my freshman year roomate would eat junk food and masterbate in front of me. o_O

There is a mod in the workshop that eliminates the needs for pipes and power lines. Its called “Remove need for pipes” and “Remove need for power lines”

I don’t think there’s yet a way to force an app to only open on a certain desktop. This would be a nice thing for Microsoft to add. I’d also like to see the ability to rename a desktop, change each desktops appearance individually, and “pin” a desktop so I can’t accidentally close it which has happened way too many…

Thanks, Dr. Kinsey.

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