Yes.

“only... assault”

Guns don’t kill people, people who open fire because someone’s in a parked car kill people. This is madness.

Fantastic, now I need to go dig up all of my victims and put them somewhere else. Thanks, Nintendo!

You will never be the very best with that kind of attitude.

That’s a huge generalization and oversimplification in the first place, but there’s a great book that addresses your point. It’s a really eye-opening read: Scarcity: why having too little means so much. It discusses decision-making (and other behaviors) when you have limited resources (both time and money). Side note:…

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

Somewhere out there, there’s an individual who was deeply offended by this. I just know it.

I think you mean "The Best Server Restart Message"

Fair dinkum.

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ALL OF THEM.

Also, sprints are probably the most fun exercise to do naked.

What about semen? My semen is still sterile right? And chock full of protein?

Why can’t I just drink wine, like normal people? I checked my cellar, there’s enough to last me a year at least...

Nothing confirms my happiness.

He’s going to lose a kidney. Possibly reenact scenes from Hostel.

Nothing confirms my happiness of being in love with a sandwich than eating said delicious sandwich. Man, this sandwich is delicious.

I’m guessing the automatic installs will still happen, but they’ll lock the upgraded computer until you pay $130.