Who the fuck am I?!!!!!!!!

I was hoping for a new Sim Tower one day...

Classic Tyler!

I was expecting a different Firefly diary when I clicked the article...

Shorter version, if you just want the list of the list of what she says are "Eight things developers can do to make games less shitty for women", paraphrased from my notes... not that a lot of this pertain to action games and probably make more sense if you're thinking about first and third-person shooters, the Arkham…

I'll go ahead and be the one to ask the awkward question on everyone's mind here: if you lose, does Kanye's mother go to hell?

BUT HOLLYWOOD TOLD ME IT WOULD BE ADORKABLE. DAMN YOU HOLLYWOOD. DAMN YOU.

I spent way too much time trying to figure out how a trip from the US to the Caribbean would have a stopover in Madrid.

YOU COULD HAVE HAD A TITLE

And here I was expecting an article on puppies and rainbows.

Exactly. He's talking to a board meeting full of people who don't really understand what video games are. What do you expect him to talk about? Especially when sales are so low of both hardware and software. You have to put everything into a positive spin that people who only look at sales and stock numbers can…

half life 3

It's not even a catchphrase. It's like a mental illness.

Best I got on such short notice:

Like I revised above, I don't go to clubs, mostly bars. And I'm not some desperate ditzy bimbo. I don't see how we are being annoying, going out and meeting people. Isn't that what dudes do? How are we annoying for it?

Why exactly? Girls with worth don't dance?

Would you not freak out if you were being attacked by giants that wanted to eat you?

He's already got Kiki, Totoro, Nausicca and Spirited Away under his belt but Mononoke is different. Just in tone it stands apart.

Well, that and he's dead. That might make things difficult.