I’d invite anyone who believes in prayer that powerfully to gather in large groups and share a chalice of wine.

Fox News take: “Oh look, the President made a poopy in the bowl, like a big boy. Many people say he makes the best poopies. People are now demanding to know why Obama never showed the American public evidence of his bowel movements. What was he trying to hide? We’ll be discussing Obama’s lack of transparency with an…

“I am officially declaring a national emergency—two very big words,”

It’s too late for that. The Toddler-in-Chief (Impeached) already grabbed the turd, mashed it around in his tiny hands, and smeared it across the bathroom wall, the TV remote, the computer keyboard, the refrigerator door, and the neighbor’s kids.

If Trump and Pence go down, that would make Pelosi the President. The shrieking sound we’d all be hearing would be coming from Donnie all the way in Hell.

And include this tweet from 2013.

Only “a little”?

It’s America. It is ALWAYS about money.

He’s a germophobe that doesn’t understand how the human body works. His “knowledge” of how to remain disease-free begins and ends with, “wrap your dick when you fuck someone, and if you think they’re diseased, wrap it twice”.

IT’S A NATIONAL EMERGENCY! IT’S NOT ABOUT FUCKING ASSET PRICES! Oh, wait, it’s about asset prices.

“I don’t take responsibility at all.”

I actually listened to most of this because I was in the car, even though I spent the entire time screaming at him. The idea that “someone” rearranged his security council and he doesn’t know anything about it is pathetic. When asked about his contact with the infected Brazilian official he insisted not that he never…

In other words, the White House is betting on the private sector to get the country through the crisis—which is nice for Republican orthodoxy but shouldn’t be reassuring to anyone else.

Target CEO Brian Cornell, who reassured shoppers store shelves would remain filled

God Batman Returns led to some amazingly insane toys on the shelf. I was a Ninja Turtles kid, but damn did I get tempted by some of the insane stuff like actual penguins with artillery packs.

Yep, it was something I even added to a TV Tropes page a while back, that studios (presumably led by 70 yr old men) looked at Batman and the lesson learned wasn’t “people like well executed superhero films!” it was ‘hey, people like early-20th century comic strip movies!”. Hence, a string of one period adventure flop…

I always thought it was weird that Batman didn’t kick off a wave of superhero movies in the ‘90s, but I’m realizing that was a generational thing. Most of the popular superheroes today were created in the ‘60s and ‘70s. The people running the studios, then all in their fifties and sixties, would’ve never heard of…

I own both Batman and Dick Tracy on Blu-Ray for the same reason, in that they are birds of the same feather. The same criticisms here levied at Dick Tracy, all valid, I also levy at Batman 1989. Burton’s story, amplified in the terrible Batman Returns, has no interest in Bruce/Batman beyond having him mope in those…

“Remember that hot month or so when none of us thought this was going to happen because of a spat between Sony and Marvel”

does exclude the UK for some unknown reason.