Well, okay friend, keep in mind that as a male, who preferred the Metallica and Nine Inch Nails that had been pushed off MTV in favor of the boy bands and Britney Spears clones that supplanted them, and had reliable access to the internet because I was entering or in college at the time, I was outside of her target…

Well, and also, Shakira is the younger of the two performers, and has had a career based on suggestive dancing for . . . what, twenty-some odd years at this point? I remember first hearing about her as a Britney Spears clone at either the end of high school or early college years, which was twenty years ago now.

That’s his excuse, when it was really the football men in tight pants that tested his zipper.

“I studied every crotch-shot extensively. From every available crotch-shot angle I could grab. I searched other crotch-shots throughout previous Halftime shows to compare to this year’s series of crotch-shots. I even looked down other, darker avenues of the internet to research crotch-shots. Believe me, I have…

He doesn’t have a 12-year-old son. He has an adult son who likes downloading kiddie porn.

Exactly. His cause of action is that getting an angry boner . . . damaged him? And in fact caused him damage in the amount of *does some quick googling* roughly 9x the total amount of wealth owned by everyone in the United States?

“I did not watch the halftime show live, but you better believe that I watched and rewatched clips over and over in the past week. Using every available watching technologies, including pausing, slo-motion, close-ups. (Oh man the close-ups.)All in the confines of my locked darkened study on my internets.”

He’s complaining because it’s so easy for him to get a boner? Is that the gist of this thing? Because people pay reeeeeallly good money these days to get a boner. Or, uh, so I’ve heard.

We’re absolutely all going to end up riding around in pods... The question is if there will still be real cars being made for driving “hobbyists”, and if it will always be legal to drive your own car or ride your own motorcycle on public roads.

Just like the automobile lead to the extinction of the horse.

cars driven on public roads should no be anything more than ‘transportation conveyances’

Definitely check out SLOW TV. As I’m typing, “All Aboard: A Train Ride Through Norway” is on. It’s literally a POV train ride....through Norway....and it’s SLOW.....TV.

how fucking convenient that the police shows up just in time to save the Pepenazi, and no one else, from a smackdown. Weird!

This is literally how White Privilege gnaws at society and what pisses off minority groups of all sorts: at the end of the day, White kid can take his nazi costume off and go back to his normal life. The POC protesters wear their skin color home like target, all day, every day, forever.

Not willing to stand and fight for the greater glory of the white race, huh, Junior? To be a martyr for the cause and ascend to Valhalla or whatever the fuck those idiots believe?

I guess the white power uniform should also include Depend brand undergarments for all the pants shitting. Don’t worry lil’ nazis, orange fuhrer wears them too.