But I once saw a panhandler get into a Lexus!

Translation:

This made me realize that I've never heard a black person say ‘twat.’

To be fair, there is no possible way of obtaining an iPod except to buy it brand new*. Also, electrical outlets can only be found in houses, so this homeless man must be going home to charge that thing.

It fell apart at the end; “...acting like a bunch of entitled little twats.” No black person has ever said the word “twat.”

Is is indeed.

Here’s what you miss:

You mean it’s THE core value

“Fuck you, I got mine” is a core GOP value.

And those lazy illegals taking all the jobs!

He forgot to open with, “Yo yo yo My Brother, Look Here:”

The only people I know of who made serious money in tips waiting tables did it at places like the Saratoga Track during race season. 30 years ago.

Most Breweries do the exact same. 

What this says to me is that the hosts of Fox & Friends tip exactly as much at nice restaurants as they do at McDonalds: NOTHING.

Wait until you hear the one about welfare queens and people pumping out kids for all the free money! 

This reminds me of all the hot-takes conservatives always spit out about the homeless making tax-free money hand over fist because they once saw a homeless person listening to an iPod.

Kilmeade nailed it. I remember when I was working at Burger King in high school and earned Employee of the Month, I got so many calls from Wendy’s and McDonald’s trying to recruit me that I practically had to change my number! Eventually I worked my way up to Team Leader at BK, but since I couldn’t figure out what to…

That Ronald McDonald House charity jar? That’s the tip jar. All McDonald’s employees live in the Ronald McDonald House. You are helping them pay rent.

“That senator, whose name I have forgotten, is now himself dead, and I,” she added with a smile, “am very much alive.”