You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

AOC: Abolish _______!

You're a fucking moron

Border crossings in the name of seeking asylum are legal, even if the crossing is not done at an established port of entry.  Isn’t the law fun?

Shut up, tomato.

I wish more and more congress critters would speak as frankly as she does. I know the president* speaks frankly, but AOC has a brain and a real college education, where as Cheeto’s was bought and paid for by daddy.

It’s truly strange how the many well-founded criticisms of the DHS mostly just disappeared from public consciousness. It’s a massive and overbearing agency with a history bad behavior and abusing powers that cobbled together a bunch of disparate powers and departments into a bloated monster that has never worked very…

End the TSA? But how will I feel safe without Jim the Retired Golf Course Groundskeeper and Jane Who Used To Manage Loss Prevention At A Safeway as our last line of defense crowding hundreds of people into one big area and physically searching grandmothers and children for hidden bottles of water?

Just because I have to be that guy: Scrooge had a redemption arc that saw him mend his ways, for the betterment of all.

...given, he had to be visited by a number of spirits, up to and including what was basically a stand-in for Death to get him to change, but still.

Trump cannot be Scrooge—there’s no redeeming his shit.

You’re defaming Scrooge, who never oversaw the creation of concentration camps for incarcerating and torturing the innocent. Scrooge deserves better than this false equivalence.

Fuck off back to your basement, troll

I’ve had that situation explained to me by a Trumpeteer. See, the 2010 quote was before he accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior.

Wait this guy hates Christmas?

You know, considering how big a deal this movie was and how huge it’s budget was in 1990s movie, it looks unbelievably chintzy.

Apparently to study for his role in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Alan Rickman just followed Donald Trump around for a few weeks:

LOL
Not sure if “chicken drug arms” is intentional, or a typo. Because either way that shit is funny.

Above all else, let's talk about civility while Republicans are putting children in cages. 

Pelosi is horrible and needs to go. She’s past her expiration date.