Lunicorn

9/27/19

The fall is almost always precipitated by hubris

9/27/19

I love that his whole defense is basically based on nobody reading the actual transcript. He thinks the entire public is going to act like GOP congressmen.

9/27/19

I would gladly take the herpes to rid the world of the Turtle. Plus, according to every herpes medicine commercial I have seen, you get a lake house when you have herpes.

9/27/19

Watching them all eat each other is gonna be so very enjoyable

9/27/19

don’t forget about bootstraps

9/27/19

I didn’t know that sun-downing could sync up like periods. Fun!

9/27/19

I love when @merriamwebster and @dictionary start dunking on people

9/27/19

everybody knows that the apostrophe has always been the oxford hyphen

9/27/19

“The quarterback was reportedly motivated by some “breathtaking” practices where Brown distinguished himself as someone “beyond anything Brady ever worked with.”

9/26/19

Gonna make a hell of a Gerard Butler movie though, The Cheeto has Fallen. Gonna be a short film though because Im certain that any person left alone with donnie for any amount of time would abandon him, shoot him, or shoot themselves.

9/26/19

brilliant

9/26/19

suicide is too easy a way out for him. I want him perp walked to prison and rotting in a jail

9/26/19

LOL

9/26/19

I enjoyed how lethargic and depressed he was all day yesterday, truly delicious.

9/26/19

I hope the bastard never sleeps a wink again. This “presidency” has aged me two decades ( and my liver 4) and I’d like a little sweet revenge.

9/26/19

Sorta unrelated but I’m starting to think that republicans don’t know about the Salem witch trials. They keep throwing out “biggest witch hunt ever”, and i’m just thinking that even if all the allegations weren’t valid (they very much are) there are 19 dead women that would disagree.

9/26/19

I mean, reporting on crimes is presidential harassment after all

9/26/19

My point is that I don’t believe there are many “unsure” voters. Either you can see what an awful person donnie is and would never vote for him or you are already part of his cult.

9/26/19

Well, English isn’t donnie’s first language either

9/26/19

The best is watching Nunes and dame Lindsey still try to pander to the idiot and cover for him. Even McConnell has been smart enough to keep his mouth shut and start to distance.