I think he starts all sentences with “ I say, I say” though

Unfortunately, that is the exact response of the average gun owner

I’d rather have a closed door meeting between Pence and Mayor Pete just to make Pence squirm

I think you mean Bambalam

The Texas GOP is getting very uneasy that the citizenry is starting to think for themselves

Is this a Lindsey Graham reference?  I feel like it’s a Lindsey Graham reference.

There is a picture of Joe Barton’s gross peen on the internet but the GOP are getting the vapors of over this, it’s just stupid.

I’d like to give them a tour of a pig farm

He’s the evangelical version of Keith Richards

You don’t remember when the markets tanked in 2008 and all the Fox people were yelling “free market” and “no government intervention, that’s socialism”!?

Repeal the legislation that made a propaganda channel like Fox legal in the first place.

This is a good rule of thumb

You haven’t heard about the growing caravan of Tennessee-ans gathering at the Kentucky border? They are coming for their clean coal jobs!

and the children of the shareholders!

I love that after 6 deaths we are gonna ban vaping because Melanie is worried but 36,000+ shooting deaths/year is just a shrug.  Tots and Pears indeed.

I am so sorry for the burden that you had to carry for so long. I am glad you are healing and wish you the best in continuing to do so. It is awful that any woman has to go through such a traumatic ordeal. Thank you for sharing your story though as I am sure it is helpful to others..

Carl 2020!

Yeah, but that was just a grift as well. Cheney only cared about “radical Islam” in so much as it could line Halliburton’s pockets.

He is definitely getting a show on the FAN with Francesa as soon as he’s out of the White House.

I’ve never understood how people could get pulled into cults but this is even more baffling to me. The guy you choose to follow unquestioned is a man who has failed over and over along with being a slovenly, brutish jackass?  I know it’s the racism that is the real draw but christ, how do you have so little respect…