The problem with this is the amount of law enforcement officers and veterans themselves that would be on that list. That is a big part of the problem, most of the gun nuts are people that shouldn’t have guns which is why they want no additional restrictions ever.

In the episode of Mindhunter i watched last night the agent was talking to little kids about essentially spotting the warning signs of serial killers. I kept references he/him and a little girl raised her hand and said “don’t you mean he or she” and he paused and said “I guess I should but not really, disturbing…

I was talking to my neighbor and he is a staunch repub. I said that we have to do something about the mass shootings and he nodded and said he agrees that we really need to address mental health. I just started shaking my head and he responded by telling me that limiting guns won’t help the problem at all. I retorted…

how many tomatoes are we up to these days, i’ve lost count?

You’re not understanding, the GOP is the party of small govt

Ron, will you please just run for damn president already?

I’m not even reading this post because I am 100% certain he told his staff to call Tom Cruise about using pre-cogs 

This is a problem the onion is having as well. How do you possibly write satire about this dumpster fire. I saw an onion headline last week that read something like “Medal of Honor burns imprint into chest of trump after he awards it to himself” and literally days later he actually says that he would like to award…

Tomato only enjoys extreme capitalism and exceeding whiteness

Trump 2020: “I’ll bring about the Apocalypse to wipe out your medical debt!”

It’s almost as if he is not telling the truth...

They can only see every situation as a zero sum game

When you put it that way, maybe trump really is the second coming.  He is murdering a bunch of kids an spreading plagues and come to think of it he might even be triggering the apocalypse.

What people are failing to take into account is that the #1 trait the Giants value in a QB is dumbface and both Eli and Jones are elite in that area.

Did they interview Bernie Kosar?

You’re forgetting when he racism-ed some brown congresswomen on behalf of Jewish people everywhere

No, what he’s saying tracks. All the Jewish folks at my baptist church are talking about how he is the chosen one and the true king of Israel. It’s almost all they talk about.

Machine is broke 

Have you heard the many people talking about how trump created a chicken sandwich even better than Chik-fil-a? The left will tell you it was someone named Popeye but it’s a lie because they hate Trump and all he does for Jewish people.

*his mypillow