If there was a higher life form within reach I am almost certain they would have already made us extinct and they would be warranted in doing so.

This is definitely Ted’s source material

First, Jeff Bezos just gave a whole speech saying that it wouldn’t be financially viable for normal people for generations due to lack of infrastructure and cost. Second, maybe they should shut the fuck up and focus on getting all civilians healthcare and not destroying the planet before we worry about potential…

They couldn’t have prevented it, but they would have appointed a supreme court justice that could.

Really great and scary read.  I’m so glad you survived and are able to write such a raw and moving piece about your experience.

This except he says “Wildcard Bitches”!

“Tuskurgee Airben”

I was thinking about this today. Hollywood boycotted Georgia for films, but what is there to ban in Alabama...like child predators or incestual family members? I’m really at a loss.

I honestly could not have imagined our country in this state even 5 years ago. I was perfectly confident that our society, while still flawed, was finally moving in the right direction. Holy hell was I wrong.

Honestly, God never mentioned anything about abortions, or weed or the word Fuck, etc.  It’s all the power hungry asshats that claim to speak for him that dream this shit up and tell their cults.

Except this has nothing to due with morality for the GOP, it’s about control and suppressing PoC.

There is not 1 evangelical that could actually verbalize why they are against abortion other than “because they’ve been told so by their preacher/politician/Joel Osteen/God/etc”. Most of them haven’t ever even read the bible other than reading along at church to whatever the sermon is about.

I would say because it is the 1850's again but even back then they didn’t rule by the words of Pat Robertson et al

They definitely have the market cornered on dank memes

Leisure Suit Larry

Super Off Road was my jam at the bowling alley arcade in the late 80s, that and my mullet.

HAHAHAHAHAH, always and forever fuck mypillow guy with a cactus

This is making me crazy, especially lately. People (Rich & White) don’t even try to prove innocence anymore they simply find a damn procedural loophole that gets them off from whatever crime they’ve absolutely done. Then the next day I see that an unarmed minority teenager is shot to death in the street by a cop for…

Are the open record laws just there to make sure “florida man” remains the unchallenged champion of insanity?

Their business model of making a shitty substandard product aimed at the elderly who can’t/wont figure out how to return it never had a long life cycle.