Well my logic is that any river or lake where there are plenty of bottom feeding fish and worms, is a river or lake that’s great for dumping bodies without leaving behind a lot of evidences. Same with pig farms. Now that I think about it, I might want to give up on pork. 

I just came here to say that the cover art for this article looks like something you’d find on a Juice WRLD album

They both look like bars of soap stuck to bricks with thick moustaches for grilles. If beauty is your priority, buy an E-Type or a 240Z. Also comparing a barebones 90s F150 single cab to a brand new Supercab Lariat is like comparing a can of tuna to a stuffed crust pepperoni pizza with bacon crumble and jalapeno…

Lets be honest, the first gens weren’t that impressive either compared to the 4Runners, Cherokees and Pathfinders of the day.

Lower entry price, more comfortable ride on the road, quieter interior, more seating, better fuel economy...

$65k USD for a half finished E-Series with an exposed wood stove, and not so much as a bluetooth infotainment screen? Aight. 

It unironically looks like something you’d get out of a capsule in Dragonball. 

Its already happening to women all over. Peoples are using them to follow women home and rob them or worse. 

You couldn’t pay me to take on whatever headaches and bodily discomfort comes with owning and or driving this hack job. The hacked up steering wheel and rats nest of wires and tubes in the engine bay should be a dead giveaway. No Dice.

I firmly refuse to pay 80K for something permanently attached to a 99' E450. Especially something that inconveniently tall.

I would totally import the Honda Domani and Toyota Aristo. Its tough to find low mileage examples of the Acura EL here in Canada and the Aristo was available with the 2JZ-GTE from the factory. Half the GTE motors you see in the western hemisphere probably came from a 1st or 2nd gen Aristo so why not cut out the middle…

Things like this are why I always have apprehentions about swimming in most lakes and rivers. You never what or who ended up getting dumped and swirled around in that water.

On what planet does the name Cutlass (A big ass sword for swashbuckling folk) invoke the image of a large beef steak?

If you have the highest net worth and pool of investors but you still can’t figure out QC after a decade of manufacturing, making a quality product was never part of the equation to begin with.

Looking back, they might as well have killed the Maxima a long time ago and gave the Altima a solid upper trim level to match the Accord Touring and Camry XSE 

With that God awful pop and bang tune that’ll just burn their valves anyway

I believe they’re built in Mississippi but the average half-ton truck is gonna see a Nissan badge and assume its an import from Japan or Mexico or something.

Unless you plan on revamping the infrastructure in places like Malaysia, Thailand and Uraguay for plug in EVs; diesels are gonna be needed worldwide.

Anyone who goes for one of these without checking the undercarriage and making sure the heater core and vacuum lines are dealt with is a masochist. If there’s one thing 90s and 2000s GMs are good at, its rotting away in secret regardless of how much you drive them if there’s snow and moisture around. No dice. Just…

It doesn't need one and if it did have one it would cost as much as a base Nissan Z anyways.