You can always get a bra made I guess

Or maybe the 1000 hp is available on a different package?

This is definitely the type of car that chauffeurs drive post-corpo war fixers around in. 

Considering more than half the US population live in Metropolitan areas with cramped roads, I can see the appeal. Same with Canada, especially with low running costs, cheap tires and 4 wheel drive. Farmers, postal workers and park rangers would go nuts over these.

All this does is remind me that GM has the resources and interest in building a decent competitor to the Wrangler and Bronco but opted not to cause vibes

That isn’t necessarily a bad thing

It can do autobahn speeds without catastrophic failures out of warranty

Everything outside of DLC can be bought with in game currency pretty easily or won by racing and getting achievements. You can also buy and sell cars in the auction house and make a stupid amount of money if its a car that’s in high demand.

You’re too grown to be this disgruntled over people enjoying fun things. 

Now they have to have faux wood trim as an option instead of that soup thermos plastic 

This just in, cars from the same manufacturer look very similar. Other news at 8. 

I totally would rock an SL in the city around Christmas time with the top down and the air scarf on full blast 

Anyone with 67k in their pocket for a full sized overlanding SUV probably has multiple vehicles and is more concerned with looks than practicality. 

“We’re not crooked and self serving; we’re just too lazy and/or stupid to fill out paperwork and process a suspect in an vehicular assault case.”

Ah ok my family is from Mobay 

Huh. We might be cousins no joke. What parish is your family from?

Apparently trades people and firefighters love it cause its a throwaway econobox with a decent payload

If GM has ever been consistent in anything, its being short sighted and underestimating the competition. They’re only just now introducing a hardcore off road truck after a decade of the Raptor being available and made a cookie cutter CUV using the Blazer nameplate instead of making it a 4Runner and Wrangler…

What car enthusiast do you know would enjoy a Buick Encore?