I find “Answer this email completely or you’re fired” in the subject line is also pretty good.

As an Android user this article doesn’t really make any sense since Google’s Play Store is filled with the same scam-filled apps as well as Amazon’s App Store.

Okay, let me say before I say anything else that I speak solely for my own half-Native self and nobody else. And this is just how I feel, personally.

I feel like if you met someone over texting/messaging/apping then it’s perfectly fine to utilize those in order to break up with them.

Granted texting is by and large considered a taboo way to break up with someone

Counterpoint from both renter’s perspective and landlords:

I JUST WANT TO SEE A REALLY FAT WHITE CAT NAMED TUBBS.

At this point you’d have to have footage of him strangling a baby for it to matter.

Or it falls while you are in the shower and you do the slippery dance of death to avoid the top of your foot getting bashed while trying not to fall. Good times!

And you just know it’ll fall in the middle of the night with an extremely loud and mysterious THUD.

It’s not concrete, it’s a triple-neutron-bonded-quad-helix-unobtainium.

Saw Title.

How dare you insult backwash!

Re: those “voting observers”

Whenever my friend have that panicked “dead phone/end of the world” look on their face I usually ask for their phone and plug it into a cable that I “produce out of midair”. The cable is attached to my external battery pack which is usually in my messenger bag. The Anker PowerCore Mini is a 3350mAh battery the size of…

Whenever my friend have that panicked “dead phone/end of the world” look on their face I usually ask for their phone…

“For the sake of pre-empting further comments like this:”

I get the point.

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

that’s creating a potential accident

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