When working as a locksmith I found that even if you could get through a lock in 10 seconds, if the owners were watching then you stalled for a while to prevent this reaction.

My SO thinks im weird because i can not poop comfortably in public restrooms.

No, they really can’t. I don’t know what percentage of gay adult men haven’t had sex in a year, but I’d guess it’s less than 5%. This is a fucking stupid rule.

On a related tangent:
Do men, when telling folks they work from home, get asked whether they still send their kid to daycare? I’m getting tired of explaining that I have a legit actual job that is not something that I can do while also managing the education of a 4 year old. I’m not selling Jamberry.

I just started working from home recently, but I still take my kid to preschool every morning and pick him up in the afternoon instead of having my husband do it. I think it’s helpful. I need to be at least presentable enough for the other preschool moms and it is a nice way of defining my work and personal time.

I had one of those clear-bottomed Mac keyboards years ago. One tiime, for some reason or another, I decided to flip the keyboard over. It was like a window into a world of filth.

I’ve used this Cyber Clean stuff before on my Macbook Pro. Worked pretty well, and smells nice, kinda citrusy. It’s funny that it’s basically a high viscosity version of the toy slime that was popular back in the day. What’s nice is that with it being a non-newtonian fluid, it kinda “flows” into little crevices and…

“While we can’t know the author’s intent for sure, “what’s in this drink” most likely, for the time period, meant there was more liquor or an additional liquor that the drinker wasn’t expecting rather than an exclamation of the delicious flavor.”

The stigma that still applies today in some areas of America that for a single girl to spend the night with someone is scandalous and inappropriate? People were still sleeping in seperate beds in the movies in the 40s — America wasn't exactly a bastion of sexual enlightenment.

Someone on Twitter recently (I wish I could remember who) pointed out that, the way it was originally written and performed, what this song is really about is a woman who wants to buck social norms of propriety and stay with him but feels pressured to leave so she doesn’t suffer social consequences and stigma. And…

Assuming it gets done at all.
**still looking at gaping holes a year after our wall furnaces were removed.**

the way I look at that it’s the cost of tuition for learning the art of doing project X

Reminds me of my favorite Car Talk quote:

that actually sounds pretty accurate. As soon as you turn to your spouse and say, honey, we should re-do X, take out $4000 is toss it out of the window

Something something Bill Clinton.

What obelisk doesn’t look like a huge dick?

The newer Macs don’t have IR, which is what the Apple Remote used, therefore they are completely useless as remotes on newer computers. This allows people who want to use remotes with their media to use the new bluetooth-connected Siri Remotes.

been playing for a long time and definitely got my money’s worth, so in a way they’ve sorta delivered. the game isn’t too bad, but there are so many bugs, especially with their building system...

So basically “We showed personal discretion and for many reasons made our own changes to the game to make it more like we want it to be, as hundreds of game devs have done for decades.”

I think it was Lawrence Sontag of Rooster Teeth who initially said this, but I think the best way to look at censorship in games is how and when a change was made. Having a buttslap in the game’s advertisement (and the game) makes it harder for the game to be taken seriously, the developers noticed that, and removed…