Boo. Boo! BOOOOOO!!!!

Just make the damn Cactus available in the US. That’s all I want them to do.

That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.

Not only is Pillar a great defender, he does a whole lot of charity work in Toronto. The dude gives back in so many ways: donations, volunteering his time, and leading various initiatives. I guess you could call him an important guy of the community.

This just got Waymo interesting.

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

The Chevy is the winner here, but even if their prices on paper put them over $30,000, I wouldn’t rule out another Camry or Accord just yet. Remember sedan sales are slow right now, so with some solid negotiations combined with factory rebates you might be able to get those imports below your threshold.

Wow, so now cornerbacks can’t even yell and wave their arms without getting called for interference.

Louisville fan here. Your fellow fans blow ass and your coach is garbage—nobody has ever done less with more. Your old mascot had a dick in its mouth and your new mascot looks like two birds fucking. Eat shit.

Tom Hamilton is a gem. I desperately want to hear him call a World Series clincher before his time is through.

Shouldn’t it technically have been Footy McFoot Face?

I mean, if you’re a grown man and you can call a teenager an asshole for changing his mind about where to go for college...you really can’t let an opportunity like that slip by you.

I limit myself to one glass of wine.

“And what is your purpose in visiting the United States?”

Eighteen hours later:

I don’t know if it’s just because he’s playing against the Kings or what, but he looks like that dude at the Y that takes pickup games way too seriously while the other team just kinda goes “yeah, sure man, sweet moves” and contemplates how to make sure they don’t let this dude into their games anymore

One sentence later: “It’s more pure in purpose than the hot hatches and more pragmatic than the convertibles, though it is small.” Which is true. At the end of the day, this is RWD and those are not.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

That does taint the goal somewhat.

This is more like it. I had to go four whole days without a post about the White Sox while you blathered on and on about badly officiated basketball games involving unpaid teenage labor.