Write shorter comments.

Your point about the B1G being ass this year is still valid. People that pretend an entire season didn’t happen because of a couple of close games are the worst.

This is so stupid.

Americans did vote for an Orange Cheetoh for President...

Holy Jesus Yes +1

And less e-sports nonsense

More Curling post, yes, please.

BROOM!

Except they are horrible.

No.

Any car with a dog in the passenger seat will attract more women than a Ferrari.

Slow down.

How is there not a Rainbow Bridge ROAD yet?

it is a Power Ranger. Bye I will see myself out

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

“These people have awful names.”

That’s my quarterback.

Volvo really is the only answer for someone who’s got safety as their number one requirement.

This is why all players should carry a basilisk fang with them at all times. Just in case.

Can confirm. I’ve got jokes and no clue what I’m doing. I get great reviews.