I’m just going to leave this here for you:

Have you no sense of decency, Sir? You're a monster.

I've been helping my daughter with her AP English course this year and swear I never had harder assignments while in college. The level of nit-picking is astounding.

If you were a Villa supporter, he would let you do it.

your joke was twice as entertaining as that entire movie.

If only one could bottle the energy spent by the fans at a football match. We could power whole cities!

Prostitutes earning dollars?

If they can see it on Google Earth, color me impressed!

Brett Favre should smoke a turd in hell for all eternity!

He looks chompier than Luis Suarez after a frustrating match.

That's a little trick we call, "The Dinner Bell".

Also, at first glance it appears that Robert Kraft is holding a liquor bottle.

Will try that line on my wife tonight. Will update you on how it goes.

If he's choking, he's not remembering to breathe through his nose. I can stay down for days utilizing this technique.

Trust me when I say that you ladies could wear 2 sweaters over a chain mail vest and a complete suit of armor and we'd still get horny.

Huh huh.....you said sex body

I agree with every word you typed, but I wonder if you realize the futility of expecting the "Jesus take the wheel" type of Christian to favor logic over religion. Your pearls would be better cast against a brick wall.

Smooooooooth

Doesn't matter, still lustful!!