Wassup girl?

I saw the video of her beheading, and I've seen videos of an execution using the electric chair. The beheading was much less in humane than the electric chair.

Sure you can. Be just like her and tell her exactly what a huge bitch she is. She'll appreciate your honesty I bet.

Seems to me that empathy should have no cultural, political, or geographical boundaries. If it harms another human being, it's wrong.

If there is any positive side to this cluster-fuck, these bastards' genes haven't yet entered the gene pool.

Thanks ebola!?

I get more of a Lorde vibe from this bird.

perhaps the NCAA can hire the same Mueller guy to exonerate them of all wrong doing like the NFL did.

I would objectify a lemon cake so hard for 10-15 seconds.

Will you marry me? See it works!!

I figured out a long time ago that women don't dress to impress men. They dress to impress other women.

Yep, the fact that you have to flex every muscle in your body bracing for the inevitable impact, makes this kind of fall a dangerous thing.

I admire your determination to reach the punchline.

Temecula should capitalize on its sudden fame and build a gladiator ring in the center of town where combatants can settle their differences like men.

The laughs you heard were undoubtedly from the long-married men on the plane. They literally have nothing to lose.

He's an engineer, not a pilot, DAMMIT.

There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch

Pics or Get out

I don't believe it has ever been Apple's intention for iTunes to be fun for its users. It's main missions seem to be to make it as difficult to "share" songs, and to make it as easy as possible to get to the iTunes store. In those regards, they have succeeded over and over again.

It's about time someone did.