Once Republicans see LIB JOURNAL they will not click the link....I guarantee it.

This may be the first and last time the Buccaneers qualify a world class organization. They will be so famous they'll be infamous.

The ol' Peterson switcharoo

At some point doesn't a manager or owner just have to tell a customer to get the fuck out of the restaurant?

That poor kid was half-doomed in the intelligence genes already.

Never trust a man with two first names. Benedict Arnold, anyone?

So that hippie Jesus guy would have been buried under a Florida jail for feeding all those people with the loaf of bread and a fish?

Only because you gringos are always buying them. Just like in real life.

So, how are things going at Fox News?

Doing so would have cost Diaw his $500k bonus, and cost Sarver his life.

All we needed was the shaky camera and some weaves being snatched.

While I do love the game, the corporation that the NFL has become is quickly becoming the evil giant we should root against.

I would imagine Chris Martin's farts sound exactly like Joe Satriani's farts.

I really liked the swapping students prank. That was must have caused quite the stir on both campuses.

In that case, we kicked your ass in The War AND your food sucks!

It has been my finding that assholes are the only ones who do pranks.

So you're saying Ann Coulter will never be alone?

Short answer: it's their league and they can do what they want. If you want to debate whether or not that's fair, that's something else.

I don't know where you work, but I am 99.9% sure that if the cops came to arrest me for sexual assault, my boss would suspend me also.