The absence of a videotape sped up the NFL's process greatly.

I just thought he hurt his knee when his head thumped against the concrete like a ripe melon.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the concrete floor did most of the damage.

You could start by telling your kid that Ole Miss has been getting boned on that field for years!

Here's the deal: Zayn is of Pakistani-British descent. Any joke about him being a terrorist is quite insensitive. It's quite on par with jokes about Jews being miserly, Germans killing Jews, white cops shooting black kids for fun. Sure you get a chuckle, but should you?

I suspect your very valid points will fall on deaf ears. Early adopters of any product aren't the most logical people, but are usually the most passionate.

XBMC for the masses!

Goodell will insist that the child come in with his Dad and tell him exactly what happened.

true story: a guy falls into Nicki's buns and is struggling to get out when suddenly he feels someone else in there too. He tells the other guy, "help me find my shoe and I'll have enough traction to get us out of here". "Forget your shoe," says the other guy. "Help me find my keys and we'll both drive out of here."

during which time they both have the same number of Super Bowl wins, right?

Do you mean the same decade where the Eagles have won as many Super Bowls as the Cowboys have?

In Jerry's defense: it is not going to suck itself.

You write that as if it's a bad thing. I'd trade 53 mens' souls for another Cowboys ring.

Hard 40 in the suburbs, maybe.

a series of unfortunate movies is what happened to Josh Hartnett.... Am I right, ladies?

Wassup? I like the way your brain is put together. I want to be on you....mentally

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Let them eat Birkins

I assume you're saying the Cavs because LeBron didn't have much in the way of support from his team. I'd argue vehemently that Higuaín, Di Maria, Sergio Aguero, and Mascherano are among the best players in the world at their positions. Messi has the support he needs this time, and it has shown in the results.

100 times the legend he is now? Really, bro? Put down the hyperbole and the crack pipe and count the trophies, count the Balon d'Ors, count the goals. He plays smarter and more efficiently than anyone else. Your "expert" analysis that if only he had good coaching (La Masia, Guardiola, and every other Barcelona…