I admire your determination to reach the punchline.

Temecula should capitalize on its sudden fame and build a gladiator ring in the center of town where combatants can settle their differences like men.

The laughs you heard were undoubtedly from the long-married men on the plane. They literally have nothing to lose.

He's an engineer, not a pilot, DAMMIT.

There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch

Pics or Get out

I don't believe it has ever been Apple's intention for iTunes to be fun for its users. It's main missions seem to be to make it as difficult to "share" songs, and to make it as easy as possible to get to the iTunes store. In those regards, they have succeeded over and over again.

It's about time someone did.

Once Republicans see LIB JOURNAL they will not click the link....I guarantee it.

This may be the first and last time the Buccaneers qualify a world class organization. They will be so famous they'll be infamous.

The ol' Peterson switcharoo

At some point doesn't a manager or owner just have to tell a customer to get the fuck out of the restaurant?

That poor kid was half-doomed in the intelligence genes already.

Never trust a man with two first names. Benedict Arnold, anyone?

So that hippie Jesus guy would have been buried under a Florida jail for feeding all those people with the loaf of bread and a fish?

Only because you gringos are always buying them. Just like in real life.

So, how are things going at Fox News?

Doing so would have cost Diaw his $500k bonus, and cost Sarver his life.

All we needed was the shaky camera and some weaves being snatched.