While I do love the game, the corporation that the NFL has become is quickly becoming the evil giant we should root against.

I would imagine Chris Martin's farts sound exactly like Joe Satriani's farts.

I really liked the swapping students prank. That was must have caused quite the stir on both campuses.

In that case, we kicked your ass in The War AND your food sucks!

It has been my finding that assholes are the only ones who do pranks.

So you're saying Ann Coulter will never be alone?

Short answer: it's their league and they can do what they want. If you want to debate whether or not that's fair, that's something else.

I don't know where you work, but I am 99.9% sure that if the cops came to arrest me for sexual assault, my boss would suspend me also.

The absence of a videotape sped up the NFL's process greatly.

I just thought he hurt his knee when his head thumped against the concrete like a ripe melon.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the concrete floor did most of the damage.

You could start by telling your kid that Ole Miss has been getting boned on that field for years!

Here's the deal: Zayn is of Pakistani-British descent. Any joke about him being a terrorist is quite insensitive. It's quite on par with jokes about Jews being miserly, Germans killing Jews, white cops shooting black kids for fun. Sure you get a chuckle, but should you?

I suspect your very valid points will fall on deaf ears. Early adopters of any product aren't the most logical people, but are usually the most passionate.

XBMC for the masses!

Goodell will insist that the child come in with his Dad and tell him exactly what happened.

true story: a guy falls into Nicki's buns and is struggling to get out when suddenly he feels someone else in there too. He tells the other guy, "help me find my shoe and I'll have enough traction to get us out of here". "Forget your shoe," says the other guy. "Help me find my keys and we'll both drive out of here."

during which time they both have the same number of Super Bowl wins, right?

Do you mean the same decade where the Eagles have won as many Super Bowls as the Cowboys have?

In Jerry's defense: it is not going to suck itself.