Have you ever seen formula E cars on a real race track. One word. SLOW. That’s why they do them on street circuits, the cars really are that slow.

I’d tell him to stick to football but his hands do anyway

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

I wouldn’t limit to age, but more powerful, sportier car should require a special driving license. It doesn’t make sense that the same license that is valid to a Toyota Yaris is valid to a Ferrari 488 or a Porsche Turbo S.

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

I can’t believe this is the world we live in now...

Didn’t know Trump University offered courses in public relations.

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This is overblown. He’s got a lot to learn but he’ll have AIDS.

I don’t think anyone is under the impression that prior presidents had a rosy relationship with the press. The goals of a presidential administration often run at cross-purposes of a free press. Sometimes that’s legitimate, e.g. national security concerns, often it’s not, but it’s just that the harsh glare caused by a…

As a reporter who regularly subjects my copy editors to the word vomit I submit for a first draft, they’re the real MVPs for not publicly judging me.

I can’t tell if it’s the camera angle or my ignorance of Vietnamese soccer, but shouldn’t the red guys be heading south?

I’m a journalist. These are all fair points stemming from the navel-gazing to which we are given.

That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.

You’re absolutely correct, Hamilton, journalists are not heroes. Everybody knows that it is the copy editors who are the true heroes.

“Pardon me?”

Let me help out the people of Lawrence.

The John Scott story is almost a perfect parallel to the Trump campaign (Other than Scott being a totally decent guy). A brash brawler, a minor leaguer under qualified for the All-Star game, who sparked a movement to have him improbably elected, against all odds he wins MVP. Hopefully like Scott, Trump is out of the…

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?