Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

“I’m heading to the football game tomorrow, better get my gun ready”

I’m a little fucked up that college athletic conferences are in the news right now for throwing their economic weight around in favor of common sense and not being assholes.

Early nominee for next year’s Names Bracket: Tad Dickman.

Blue Balls Matter

You want a cookie or something?

Nope sorry, every one of those cars is illegal because they contain defeat devices which are illegal.

Dude, they cheated. The gov’t test is to simulate real world driving.

Naw, they’ll probably be shipped off to countries without strict environmental regulations, like North Korea, China and just recently, The United States.

And what exactly is “real music?”

Yeah. He was bat boy for Russia in the 88 Olympics.

... then he got a bunch of Vietnam deferments, including one based on “bad feet.”

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

D.B. Pooper

If something like being transparent with his taxes wasn’t enough, something silly like disobeying the Presidential Records Act certainly isn’t going to get him into any trouble either. While I don’t think his statement that he could kill a man in broad daylight and get away with it is true, I am reluctant to admit…

i’m with her...

First kid comes in with Swag Level on Expert.

“Most of he best talent is not yet I. Form”

Dr., go home, you’re drunk.

...because a huge underdog was forced to rely on a retired player?

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”