I think I’d watch NASCAR if there were more tacos involved.

The NASCAR Cholula World Taco Truck Series, 10 out of 10 would watch.

Many Southerners are pleased to see a Christian keeping up the tradition of the holiday goose.

instead of cosplay as soccer players you should use the proper term: Full Kit Wanker

I’m pretty sure the 10th division is just a bunch of guys who like to cosplay that they’re professional soccer players between working their shifts at Sainsbury’s.

I thought the whole point of Brexit is that you could say this stuff now

Yeah. That’s called the financial markets recovering from the financial crisis. And Obama’s ability to tax high earners was obviously constrained by a Republican Congress. Idiot.

Finely shredded lettuce, garbanzo beans, water chestnuts, and finely ground mild beef mush, with a complimentary Werther’s Original for dessert!

‘Boca Raton Bowl’ sounds like something on the early bird menu at a reasonably priced family restaurant.

When you’re likely to get 25-26 of them for the entire year, EVERY win is a “big win.”

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

In Cleveland they leave free tickets in a big pile outside the stadium and walk away. When they come back, there’s twice as many.

An agonizing +1

“win”

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

Yeah. Damn sad the Joe is going out like this.

The drums of war are beating....and now they’re forming the shape of a dick entering the face of their enemy

He wuz gud

Well, hell, even I can beat Tom Brady in a foot race...

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse