“Just sign ‘em! Sign’em all! We’ll sort out the money later. EVERYONE should be a Saint for as long as they can! I’m gonna sign more Saints than every previous GM in the history of the team, combined.”

- Pope John Paul II’s Ghost, Interim New Orleans GM

“I most certainly am NOT jackin’ it.”

Never too soon

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

Game recognize game.

phone’s got a running app, that’s sports

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

Bruno Senna... there I said it

Eh there’s a lot more to that story than the stats say. Mclaren brough Michael in paying him a good deal of money and expected him to shine with zero assistance in a car actually rather different to Indycars, and a car built all around Senna. Hakkinen in the end was brought in because he was cheap and exciting. South…

“Driver went way too fast everywhere, kept the windows down, and tailgated everyone the entire trip to the airport. I made my flight on time, but my coffee spilled everywhere and he overcharged me for luggage even though I just had two carry-ons. Plus he totally botched the apex on the Departures offramp because it…

In somewhat related news, the recent renovations the NFL did at the Hall of Fame ruined the watershed in the area; people are selling their houses in hopes of getting out of there and parks with wetlands in the area need to be redesigned and renovated. The NFL is destroying the water.

Any chance our new Univision overlords will consider opening a Deadspin sub-blog, “A Couple of Punts” with McAfee and Kluwe? Because McAfee is going to be gone real soon.

Hoisted by your own pedantard

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

I fully expect Pat McAfee to die in an “accident” soon. Not because he pulled back the curtain on the NFL’s ruse, though. But because I took him in fantasy this year.

He’s Hanjo.

“If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst!”

Kinda reminds me of a grown up version of the Gerber baby...

The guy the Broncos said, “No, go ahead, you take him. We’ll just go with Mark Sanchez.”

Holy shit.

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”