140 characters is too small a template to express a lasting sentiment or manifesto, so I’d probably just speak from the heart, you know? Lik

“Xg :;@ tth&6^i Zgr blllp llt}[h!”

LET ME TELL YOU THE SECRET HOW TO BE ALWAYS FULL OF BEANS.

“It’s one thing if it was true, but I have to say I’m pretty devastated that they’d go so far to make something up to mock and ridicule me so much.”

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-CHODE.

It’s incredible to think that from ‘05-’07, Curt Schilling may not have been the biggest shithead in his own clubhouse.

I think this ban didn’t go far enough.

Oh, give him a break. It’s not like he’s a college president or something.

A spokeswoman said of his tremendously big fuckup, “It seems that he got on to the tarmac because he’d missed his flight but the plane he was trying to get on wasn’t his.”

To his credit, he’d been giving 10% of his upskirt videos to the church.

Ugh, you call this journalism?! You just copied and pasted a bunch of stuff from reddit and threw on some barely meaningful titles. This whole site is trash, I’m out!

No. Please do not. These purpose built cars are 10000x safer and I do not want to go back to losing drivers. NO. A million times no.

You could say the car was tired.

I don’t.

That’s what the siren and lights are for, brah

I am honestly shocked that the trooper responded with humility. I would have expected an excoriating reply and possible a new speeding ticket for Turner based on the trooper knowing how fast he had to go to catch up to him.

The thing is, the cops should never speed. They are supposed to be set the example we all emulate, and they should never exceed the speed limits unless those warning lights are going.

I didn’t know they kept their field mics inside the toilet reservoirs in Cleveland.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…