rjskillz92
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This confirms the prophecy that was foretold right now by me

Well, I guess I can stop trying to get the trifecta. I already have the other two and only wanted Vaporeon for this.

I’m not super clear on Canadian football rules. Does he have to say sorry to the opposing team now?

“95 yards? He clearly got the ball at the 15 yard line, bro.”

It’s a Facebook Live video, which films in the same aspect ratio no mater which way you hold the camera. It’s one aspect of Facebook Live video that absolutely sucks.

John Force would disagree with you, and do it verbally in all caps.

“See you in Cooperstown, Pete!”

Getting on base and playing good defense is not how we want to win games around here.

Did his biographer invent the fact that Cobb murdered my great grandparents during a botched home invasion?

How is it even possible to be selfish on a baseball team? Stop hogging all the hits, Ichiro!

What do you mean by they “saved” you?
There was a period when even though we were on the same team, wearing the same uniform, [my teammates] felt like enemies. They [Griffey Jr., Sweeney, Ibanez], saved me from that period. [Editor’s note: Suzuki explained later that in the middle of his career with the Mariners, when

J-League ball ain’t AA - this isn’t the 1970's anymore.

Also bear in mind that the tail end of Rose’s hit total was almost a full season of him wedging himself into the lineup as player-manager to the detriment of the Reds. So screw him.

It’s easy to be magnanimous when you got mad hits like you were Rod Carew.

Thanks Pete.

Ichiro is the fucking man.

I remember when the Beastie Boys talked up their rival Sadaharu Oh for his hits. A beautiful example of mutual respect between two greats.

You must have a real hard time with biographies.

What the hell are you talking about?

Did you work at the Soviet Union’s Institute of Cybernetics in the 1960s or do you have some other reason to doubt this? I must admit that I haven’t personally checked the author’s footnotes and primary sources, but I’d be rather shocked if this was fabricated.