“We understood their one-dimensional offense. We successfully gameplanned for it. If you want to celebrate them despite their terrible offensive performance, than do so, but we declare that we figured out their offense and effectively stopped it.”

Which they did, but then the defense scored three touchdowns and the…

I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.

HB2 does kind of sound like the name of some new flu strain....

How often do you have a scenario where a Crying Jordan actually represents Michael Jordan and the possibility of him crying?

Aw man. I suck. Well, I’ll just go fuck myself then.

Oh no...Michael Jordan is going to be sad if this happens. I wish there were some visual depiction that I could share to show you how sad.

Rocky HIV

+46R

Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.

Bruh... tree came out of nowhere

“Gotta Catch ‘Em All” doesn’t include plant life, bro.

Uh, bro:

Thank you for the attention, carmrade! After yesterday’s attempt I can conclude, that the faster you drive, the more rare Pokémon will appear: this has been proven by the appeared Abra once carmrade Dale started flooring it in the “Brünnchen”-section. Don’t hunt and drive at the same time. Always use a designated…

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

If WBC keeps using Pokemon in their promotional material, would Nintendo have precedent to sue them for unauthorized use of their IP? Because that is a battle that I would love to watch go down.

What’s the wager? I’ll put money on you can’t in 8 tries

There’s always the one dude.

The way the ball moves (with the channels on each ball being different) and the condition of the field and wind conditions, not to mention the distance, this is impressive.

I had a friend one time yank my parking brake while I was driving 80mph in my Mazda2 on the beltway in Houston. And then he started punching me in the face while I tried to stabilize the mess he put us in. I’m lucky to be alive right now.

He gets animated, but only when we can’t see him on camera.

“Now kiss.”