Oh, for christ's sake. I was at Cambridge for undergrad. Here's why this is wrong:

Every single one of those are names of pets I've had throughout my life. If this trend continues, prepare to meet Bo Jangles, Fitz, Chopsticks and Potato.

As a married adult with things to do, I cannot believe I'm about to become that person. But, for what it's worth to all...
The video of DanceyBatch is a pilfered (more or less) video from a friend's wedding apparently (?) posted by his ex. Why do I know that? The internetses told me so. Why do I remember it?
Moving on...
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Something I apparently inherited from my dad without realizing it is a tendency to address the family pets with a lot of barely-rhymed gibberish. Had a golden retriever named Tucker that led to a lot of unfortunate stanzas.

I'm a Christian feminist getting a master's degree in biblical studies at a Christian graduate school. A very high proportion of our professors were educated at Oxford, Cambridge, or Harvard and they all profess to be practicing Christians. I mention this just to emphasize that they are presenting a highly educated and…

"Is Prince Philip about to lurch round the corner and ask if I'm Lenny Henry?"

And so you shall!

One time, I got copied on an email that someone shouldn't have copied me on because it was basically a big rant about me. I was so pissed I sent an email back to all of the recipients that contained nothing but an ellipsis. An ellipsis.

Bam Margera did that "do you know who I am" bullshit when my friend and I were at mini-golf. I was at school in west chester and he's JUST as much of a tool as you think. I dated a guy who played hockey and skated with Bam. Ryan Dunn was nice. Stevo was creepy (this was pre-rehab) and I never met johnny knoxville.…

haha I was JUST talking to my boyfriend about this last week after we saw Thor. I was all giddy, having just seen the man candy that movie had on offer, (I think Chris Hemsworth is dead sexy, too) and my boyfriend was like, "Whatever, the guy who played Clark Kent in 'Man of Steel' was WAY better looking. He should…

This scene is magic. It's when I fell in love with her character. So troubled and angry and complicated. Basically the female equivalent of Don, though with a different set of character defects.

I think we all agree that the best thing to do is speak up—that's why all these people are applauding RS's actions. Those who cannot speak out should not be told that they are perpetuating rape. They aren't. They may not have the ideal response, but we can't tell everyone how to react to trauma. Some people shut down…

"I don't think anyone wants politics to be open only to those people who were planning their political careers in their teens," she said.

I bet Kanye never lets her finish...

So, this one time I attended a wedding in a very remote castle as winter approached. My cousin was the bride and a bit offbeat like that (think off beat bride). But we made the schlep out to the castle because it's what she wanted. I was honestly surprised that there was even a wedding to go to – there had been rumors…

You know what, I'm siding with the Mosque. It's a place for worship and while Rihanna is covered up that is simply not enough. Not every place is her personal backdrop for a photoshoot. Some places are too holy and it's disrespectful and distracting for those who are there with the intention of prayer.

Prism is chock full of euphemisms so thinly veiled that if they were a screen door, they're the sort of screen door you'd walk into with a plate full of barbecue because you honestly didn't think there was even a door there.

This is sad and disturbing. I tried running these searches myself (from San Francisco, not Dubai) and got similar results: