I bet Kanye never lets her finish...

So, this one time I attended a wedding in a very remote castle as winter approached. My cousin was the bride and a bit offbeat like that (think off beat bride). But we made the schlep out to the castle because it's what she wanted. I was honestly surprised that there was even a wedding to go to – there had been rumors…

You know what, I'm siding with the Mosque. It's a place for worship and while Rihanna is covered up that is simply not enough. Not every place is her personal backdrop for a photoshoot. Some places are too holy and it's disrespectful and distracting for those who are there with the intention of prayer.

Prism is chock full of euphemisms so thinly veiled that if they were a screen door, they're the sort of screen door you'd walk into with a plate full of barbecue because you honestly didn't think there was even a door there.

This is sad and disturbing. I tried running these searches myself (from San Francisco, not Dubai) and got similar results:

When I was 14 my dad sat me down for one of the most uncomfortable conversations of my life where he covered drinking, drugs, and sex. One of the most important things he said? "No means no, period, end of story. If you think no might mean yes remove yourself from the situation because it can't lead to anything good."

But look at it this way. The way the retail fashion world tends to happen is that the really ridiculously rich and fancy-famous designers create a look. Look blows up during fashion runway season. Blown-up fashion look means profit to be had, but only so many people can afford it. Less rich and fancy-famous brands…

Gin wants you to know that even though his Gatsby-esque seersucker shorts and handlebar might seem a bit twee, if you just give him a chance to show you what he can do, you will never go back to those nights of same-old, same-old late-night regret with Whiskey.

Limoncello is Dean Winchester?

Long Island Iced Teas are the gay friend who says they'll be your wingman for the night, then leaves you hugging a toilet while he hooks up with someone you thought you were flirting with.

Sangria is the attractive sweet-smelling man you just met at the beach. Who also just roofied you.