you realize it’s standup right? you know, that whole “don’t take it seriously, i’m not actually gonna cum inside of a fishbowl” kind of shtick? how many times does he gotta come out and say he’s fucking joking. 

I’ve watched the special multiple times and I’m not hearing where the offense is coming from. Is it because he claimed to be team TERF? How is that harmful to you or anyone else? You disagree with him, he disagrees with you. We’re entering a territory of sterilization. Actually, he kind of called out what would…

My dude, there are people who get off on having someone sit on their head and fart on them. There are people who get off on seeing others play with, fondle, and pop balloons. There are people who get off on things like pictures of women with dicks coming out of their nipples that leak shit; people who get off to…

So I have an honest question for all the people that watch her.   You all know the internet has porn right?    

Trying to squeeze every dollar they can out of the new gamepass players before the plug is pulled after Spiderman. Was there ever a Schreier level post-mortem on this game? There is no way it was developed originally as a live service looter. Even Anthem had more thought put into its loot and GaaS features.

A person in too deep to admit they’re fucked or a scammer.

Pretty much every 2D fighter since Street Fighter 2 has ripped off Street Fighter 2.

See you in six weeks when Patrick is dominating at every tournament because someone discovered a wavedash juggle infinite zipbird combo which when combined with his edgehog recovery projectile, grants him 1/7325th of a frame of invincibility, thus giving him favorable matchups against Alanis Morissette.

Look, you can slot in whatever unnecessary garbage you want about someone’s politics, but Five Nights at Freddy’s is this guy’s game and franchise, which he built himself from the ground up, and he can do things however the hell he wants.

Super Mario Bros wasn’t an arcade game.

This shit is fake, no freaking way a collector would just leave their stuff. Even their spouse would know how much the person valued these things.

They appear to have “liked” just about every single comment on the video. Either they’re the only content online without a single naysayer or they’ve curated one heck of a hugbox in their comment section. Something seems sketchy.

Anything that says, “You can earn serious cash,” is a scam. 

And it stands a decent chance of being finished before Cyberpunk 2077 is.

are there even any pictures of her not cleavage-focused that they could have used?

you don’t really know that though. for all we know this guy might have roms for some rare games that you can’t find anywhere that he never posted online. we don’t know what’s actually in his personal collection.

And how on earth could they possibly enforce that?  This just sounds like empty posturing just for the sake of it.

Just as a general rule of thumb, folks, if you see a dude with blue and/or pink hair (and they're not cosplaying), keep your kids far away from them.

Honestly, The Headline and the picture tell me everything I need to know. This guy is disgusting.

Good on you, Burbank. You did nothing to betray the community. You played it smart and held your cards until it was time.