Hey, man, commenting on kinja is my thing, not yours!

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

AH YES THE TRIED AND TRUE METHOD OF EVALUATING SOMEONE’S MORAL STANDING IN THE COMMUNITY BY HAVING A 4 YEAR OLD WHO LACKS NUMEROUS COGNITIVE ABILITIES, HAS ONLY RECENTLY GRASPED OBJECT PERMANENCE, AND DOESN’T LIKE THE TASTE OF BOURBON DETERMINE IF THEY LIKE THE PLAYER

“The only way San Antonio or Miami don’t win the championship is if neither team makes the finals.” - Magic Johnson

Isn’t it amazing how many people think and act as if the problem was solved in 1965?

Millions of years ago. Jim Crow laws died when the dinosaurs did.

I would like to point out that for a lot of black people, this stuff isn’t history. This is MEMORY. I was born shortly after the Civil Rights Act. My folks got on the back of the bus because you were ORDERED to by law. This racism thing is really not that old.

Finally, an explanation of why you’re no longer president of the local youth football association!

I have no fucking clue what you’ve done here but I support it.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

This seems like a good place to mention that Green may be the most overrated player in the NBA.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

It hit the target, so it wasn’t Osweiler

Suprised the headline was not “Watch Steph Curry hit a mid-court shot off his father’s hands!!”

Rob Gronkowski has apparently also weighed in on the controversy for some reason. And he seems to be siding with Barkley. So I guess each of us has to decide where we stand regarding Bro vs. Wade.

Lot goin on here.

Northwestern is the opposite of South Eastern which means they’re the opposite of the SEC so if the SEC is overrated Northwestern must be underrated which means they’re going to make the final against an ACC team after a great run at the championship and therefore Duke is your new national champion

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