Can’t disagree with you there!

There is no incentive to tank because they don’t have a 2018 1st round pick.

lmao i still get so embarrassed for everyone involved in this every time i pull myself together enough to watch it

LOL, yes, even this.

FWIW, as a Chiefs fan, I’d take Romo as my starting QB every day of the week.

“No, no, no... I used words in my stories. You can’t use words. And is that a paragraph I see?”

Love that he tried to use this opportunity to discuss the significance between “several” or “less than several” as it applied to number of students that have seen his dick.

Wow, this photo is really ahead of its time. The Future of photography if you ask me.

Isn’t it amazing how many people think and act as if 1965 was THOUSANDS of years ago?

You are incorrect.

You are correct.

Sort of relevant: the cold-open for The Office involving a recently “deceased” Smokey Robinson is my favorite part from the entire show.

nice

logic is pretty tight

Lol people can’t figure out how to merge onto Dodge when it’s 70 and sunny... this weekend will be a riot.

It’s a joke we make up here because those are the first two items people go for when the annual STORM OF THE CENTURY is coming. It turns into a couple inches of snow, school gets cancelled for one day, then people are sitting on piles of perishable items they’ll have to toss or eat to get rid of.

That would probably be my last meal request if I ever end up on death row.

I’m driving down tonight from Omaha, NE and people here are preparing for the apocalypse. People are going to be eating bread and milk sandwiches for weeks when this storm inevitably underwhelms.

Listening to Draymond respond to questions about his attitude, and his insistence on “keeping it real” always reminds me of this exchange from The Simpsons for some reason...

Yes, in all fairness, it was a rather recent change. Strip clubs are BYOB at all hours of the night though, so we have that going for us. Which is nice.