It is impossible for an inherently inferior cake product to be “amazing” no matter where it comes from.

I’d like to think that the entire city of Buffalo is just trolling Deadspin.

No, simply no.

I’ve been in a waiting area/on the same flight with him and his whole family. Super well behaved kids both at the airport and on the plane. One of the younger kids was having some momentary freak out about something and they responded to it exactly the way one hopes that a parent does at the airport; attentive but in…

where else could rosa have sat

Ah, so Okafor was merely singing the Duke fight song.

This is the Deadspin comment section. You’re not talking to anyone, really.

Butler was close. Plumlee’s email is Yahoo@MisterDookie.com.

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

Frankly, the only reason I want children one day is so I can fully embrace being the lamest dad ever.

There’s nothing worse than a lame dad who doesn’t think he’s lame. Mike Greenberg is a great lame dad because he knows he’s lame. I bet he subscribes to Consumer Report and constantly complains about the gutters at his house, all while wearing Saucony running shoes. Cris Carter is the opposite. He feels obligated to…

The police sure did.

Come on, we all know his nickname is Krapsnaps Bazingas.

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

Great. Now we have to watch Missouri football again.

Just for a second I read Bernie’s last quote as “do better in a drawing contest.” Pictionary for the Presidency!

So, what you’re saying is that your needs were definitely more important than the needs of everyone else who was on standby, and doubly so because you happen to fly a lot. None of them could possibly be flying home for anything important, right? And certainly none of them had your status.

Boy, people will latch on to anything to elevate their perceived status. Airline mileage snobs are the worst. “given the level I was at” oh please darling, put it away.

While I understand your desire to get home quickly, its not fair for the airline to let you skip everyone in the standby line b/c of your “clout”. How do you know the rest of the stand by customers didn’t have an immediate need to get home as well?