BEETLE SLIME

Pickled dicks? Pickled dicks.

I see what you did there.

"Meh." - Philip Rivers

c; tp

These skits are the only reason I still DVR Fallon every night. Truly funny moments are so few and far between, I normally find myself fast forwarding through most of the shows each night. I understand that coming up with funny material every single night of the week to fill an hour show is next to impossible, but I…

Go Big Red.

To Bo's "credit," he is only losing games by an average of two touchdowns this year, compared to the three previous seasons (2013 - 16.25 points, 2012 - 21 points, 2011 - 19.75 points). Some may argue that the blow out to Wisconsin skews the number for this year, or is an 'outlier,' but considering there are usually…

What's worse - seeing the video and lying about it OR choosing to remain ignorant?

Everyone calm down. If you watch the video close enough, you can actually see her asking for it, so it's all good. The two game suspension is blasphemous! Should be ZERO.

I'M NOT GONNA ANSWER EVERY SINGLE TEXT IN HERE!

Yeah yeah yeah... but how many Facebook 'likes' did he get?

LOL, I hope you don't take offense if I start including #GFGJ into my vernacular.

How is red delicious apple not sandwiched between "cigarette-scented candle wax" and "setting dick on fire"?

I lived in Pacifica, CA and paid $1,800/month for a 590 sq ft one bedroom apartment.

What a giant dick.

I was blocked by Warren Sapp after making a comment about the (at the time) recent release of his going bankrupt. He made the following comment to me, which is absolutely true:

I'm a Red Sox fan and have told several people that this season has been a more accurate depiction of the team and that last year was a fluke. I won't apologize for a WS but they couldn't do what they did last year if they got 99 more chances.

The "he had no prior history" argument is so ridiculous (meant towards some of the posts related to this topic, not this article in particular). Am I to believe we each get one free "wife-uppercut card"? These are probably the same people that think The Purge is a good idea.

Reading and/or hearing people misuse the word 'literally' is literally worse than death.