It gets really confusing when the only tickets available at OrlandoPredators.com are for seats "right over here."

What if, aside from having one of the worst four records, your best chances of receiving a high draft pick would be to be one of the two or so teams that just missed the playoffs? It may be too much, but in my opinion the best odds should be handed out in this order: worst four records, first four out of the playoffs,…

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I'm going to need to know the rest of Carl D.'s story right fucking now, please.

At least he's doing it THE RIGHT WAY.

He's got more gangster on his upper lip than Kim Kardashian.

I don't drink pop. If someone manages to mess up ice water, you can be damn sure they won't be getting a tip.

I never said it was OK to be an asshole, and I never said a majority of people were assholes. I said a large contingent were, right or wrong. Have a great day!

Another point - you acknowledging that mankind is sadly way too full of assholes that sound exactly like you kind of shows exactly why I have no remorse for servers that don't get tips. You're exactly right! You are 100% right in that the world is full of assholes just like me... so why do people still get so…

I don't take offense to the name-calling; "dick" is probably one of the nicest things I've been called all day. You're right, I have never been a server. I would challenge any server to try my job for two weeks as well. Every job out there comes with a unique set of challenges; I've never understood why people look at…

Its actually 180 degrees opposite of that. Really. Its a really emotionally taxing, sometimes physically very demanding, difficult, mentally grinding job that doesnt pay well at all on average.

Terrible comparison. You're talking about an exchange of goods/services that comes with a set price (including installation, unless as a consumer, you are missing half of your brain), as opposed to a waiter/waitress that relies on the 'goodness of man' to 'fully compensate' them. You're suggesting that the tire shop…

I'm not sure I'd ever stop being a server, especially with as many people as I see on here saying that regardless of how terrible they are, they deserve to be rewarded for their shitty work. Sounds like a dream job. I'll be sure to reference all of the posts on this article the next time I'm up for review at my job.

Please remember that you are the one that made them work this job that otherwise pays them just over $2/hr. You are also solely responsible for any other reasons why they can't obtain other meaningful employment. Regardless of how terrible the service is, you are required to ensure they are able to take home a…

Please be sarcasm. Please be sarcasm.

What I have always found interesting is my ability to compartmentalize and remain level-headed lends itself to being called "heartless" or an "asshole." It is insanely helpful whenever I feel "some type of way" to literally tell myself "you are mad." I chaulk that up to the recognition that I am feeling the emotion;…

I lived in DC and SF for a previous employer. Our office was based out of Omaha, NE so we got a COLA in each of those places. For some ungodly reason, the COLA for SF was 15% higher than the one for DC. Now, I needed every penny I could get out in NoCal. Luckily I only lived in DC for four months before I changed…

That's awesome! G-Eazy made it to Lincoln one time but I was unable to attend his concert. It's refreshing to hear stories like that about people that are self-made (I say that only because from what I can tell, he has worked his ass off to get where he is).

I only lived in the Bay Area for a little over a year and don't claim to have an ounce of knowledge about it's hip-hop history. But G-Eazy remains one of my favorite artists ever. Thanks for bringing him up. I get a lot of looks listening to 'Endless Summer' here in Omaha, NE (that album is when I caught on), but…

I get a lot of strange looks from friends and family when I say "I don't get a tip at my job because I did what I was supposed to do."