Not to be confused with "Lance Armstrong Sees A Lot of Bill Clinton On Himself."

I quit for a year (Dec. 23, 2011 to Dec. 23, 2012) because I had accepted a job that took me from my home in the midwest to California (and subsequently Northern Virginia). It kind of sucked having to look at all of my friends and family back home and everything going on. When I accepted another job back in my home…