The ads made this unreadable.

“The best part about this string of robberies is that the man disguised himself simply by using a new hat each time (or no hat, in one instance). And it worked for a while! That’s awesome. I think we can all learn a thing or two from this mastermind.”

The other money move in NHL 94 (and the move that separated the obvious pros from the amateurs) was juking the goalie when you come straight at him at about a 70 degree angle. Hold the puck to one side and then shift to the other hand right before you get there. It was unstoppable.

All I know is that if my bunker includes Newt Gingrich like this photo I'll take my chances outside.

This should be crossposted at Hornspin. Also, we need more cowbell.

I gave you a star for a masterful troll job

I went to wake and I still hate Stanford and Ok State for that bs.

he then went outside and smoked a fag.

“Damn, I can’t believe Gawker had Hulk Hogan KILLED.”

I love that they thought it was necessary to post an actual screengrab of the score. You know, just in case your internet was down.

Just wait until Monday, when you have to report on the Panthers completing their perfect season at 18-1.

You can also buy a live chicken strolling through the Miami airport.

he’s no brett favre

I love how the temps hitting 95 in Chicago gets reported as a heat wave, where in the southern half of the country we just call it “summer.”

Just read all your posts!

It just happened to be the one of your replies that I chose to reply to. You have spent the whole day defending the city’s honor, so I don't care where you live. Hint: you're not going to convince us that Seattle fans aren't whiny douchebags by answering every comment like a whiny douchebag.

What’s that sound I hear? CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP!! It’s the Seahawks Truther Brigade, here to mete out justice and wisdom to those of us unschooled in the subtle nuances of the relationship between the city and its Team. Once you’re done defending the Sacred Honor of the Team and its Fans, you can cuddle up on…

And now we're laughing at you for not getting the joke.

I love it and laugh at it every week and send it to a crowd of people who also laugh.

They are cockroaches and they are dead to me.