meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet

HMAS Toowoomba

I have neighbors who park multiple non-running vehicles on the street, and have boats that have not seen the open water in years in thier driveway.

Ok. If you don’t eat cheese or bacon, fine. I completely get it. It’s healthier, it’s better for the environment, you keep kosher, whatever. Totally on board.

Make a 25 minute long youtube video walking around your yard about it.

Being Australia and all, shouldn’t it have created upforce?

You’re missing the bigger crime.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

None of this changes the fact that a sandwich shop without pickles is no longer a sandwich shop, and purporting to be one is a lie.

A basement full of storms.

1995 Mercedes Benz S600 This car could legally buy its own alcohol. Holy 13 grand for a 21 year old vehicle, was 1995 really that long ago?

Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

Seriously man good job! Don’t get discouraged, sometime it helps to shift your goals over to something a little more enjoyable than losing x amount of fat.

get better at the sport you want to play, run past your longest jog, push how much you lift just to marvel at how strong you are now. Spin it a different way and…

Kill it with fire, please.

This story would be so much better if he was accused of watching pornography and servicing himself but NO like a true Tesla geek he was watching Harry Potter for the 187th time.

*reads section about defense*

This is what it sounds like when Dubs cry

I’m sorry, did this guy just say salads are better than burritos? Why don’t you box up the other half of that gentrified excuse for Mexican food and put it in your purse to go? Don’t want to get the frijolebloats before squeezing into that bridesmaid dress.

No Funbag today?