I’m not a legal expert, but I’m like 99% sure he’ll end up being forced to coach a hocky team of ragtag misfits. From what I’ve seen in the movies it usually works out surprisingly well.

You can really feel that VTEC kick in.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

It’s actually brilliant. They don’t have to prove the movie is even good to us and by the time they show it, cinematography culture will have changed so much people will let it slide by for being old-school, even if it sucks. It’s a win-win for two generations of marketing.

“I was gonna run my team, but then I got high”

Tell me more about this sandwich

[Andrew Luck steps into frame in a clean Colts jersey]

So they’re suing her family because she’s really good at committing murder?

Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.

You know what’s funny? 10,000 lakes and 4.2 million mosquitoes is only 420 mosquitoes per lake.

whosacutelittlealbinoweasellookingthing? YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE

Threats of bodily harm.