He doesn’t have empathy. He’s glorying in the destruction of someone’s property. Worst still, he’s doing so -first and primarily- with the plight of the owner coming last, pretty much as a mere afterthought.

If he had empathy, he’d focus on the plight of the owner and keep his trap shut making light of the process of…

I love that celebration and hope no one got hurt.

Jesus, you may not intend it, but you sound like an absolutely callous and clueless asshole.

If You Have Kids, Or a Sense of Humor, There Is Only One Way to Separate an Egg, and This Is It

Damn, come on. I wish Obama was still in charge as much as anybody, but the man doesn’t owe us shit. For one thing, he’s doing a hell of a lot more than Netflix deals right now. He’s done more to help more Americans just since he left office than almost everyone reading this comment will do in their entire lives, the…

I use it to marinate pork shoulder before smoking it. Serve it with pickled onions and it is heaven!

In my house growing up, swearing was seen as a healthy way to vent feelings of frustration. Swearing at someone (unless clearly joking) was a no-no. Swearing about the state of things in general was (is) fair game. I can’t think of any more appropriate reason to be swearing right now.

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

Whoever runs that account knows his shit. Straight homicide.

“Hi, I’d like to report a murder.

No. I think we’re in hubris vanity project territory here.

It’s a 0.8 mile ride in a car with 14 other people. Who would have sex in--oh, Vegas.

“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

Honestly the whole “musicians and politicians do things together” thing has never made much sense to me. I get musicians have political views, hell I’ve been active in the punk scene for years it’s highly political, but there’s something that feels manufactured about “X musician on stage with a politician” to me, even…

Joule thief!

He’s right about people in general, not just golfers. They don’t think ahead while in line. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a TSA security line and half the people walk up to the podium and only then start pulling out their ID and boarding pass. Or they don’t get out the credit card at the store until all…

Super Happy Fun Time Employee Spy Free Tracker!

Thanks, I would have never guessed that: