Jesus, you can’t even get to take the long weekend for an organ transplant these days. 

A lot of people do. Jalopnik and it’s commenters like to be contrarian. If it’s popular it must be bad. But these same people here were droning on and on about how good Nardo was when it was released. If it wasn’t on rav4s and sonatas people here would probably still be talking about how good it is. 

My cats want me to give them a Lebanon Bologna sandwich every time I make one for myself too, but they’re not getting that, either.

You forget that there are many, many Elon ButtSnorkelers out there, who will ignore reality, even when presented on a silver plate.

I can only imagine the room you’re sitting in as you type this. I can imagine the smell, considering my family had several nasty hoarders. You know you can do better, but you refuse to. You think it’s good enough, and that you’re focusing on the more important stuff, like DC-area pizza basements.

To those not in the know, In-N-Out does not open a location that their refrigerated trucks can not get to in one day. So “island” locations are an impossibility. They will slowly creep across the country if they ever make it to the east coast.

20-25% is wild. That’s on par with a Sleeve Gastrectomy, the most common and reliable form of Bariatric Surgery.

For all these reasons, sure. But also: their relationship wasn’t just nice or cute, it was presented as a mutual remedy for their respective neuroses.

Musk is not good at business. He came from money, got stupidly lucky with PayPal, and drove out the original founders of Tesla. All he knows how to do is take credit for other people’s work, like Steve Jobs.

It’s always a good time to laugh at Elon’s stupidities.

Srsly, this decision has got “out of touch dad” vibes written all over it.

Because nothing pulls in the young people like Paris Hilton. 

None of what you said makes sense, but the thing that makes the least sense is that they are trying to drive the stock price down to sell the company. If you intend to sell, you want the stock price as high as possible because that becomes the minimum bid for the sale.

Someone only watches Fox. 

Threads has the vibes of a dying mall. Sure there’s a couple of big brand names there but you can find those literally anywhere else. You get the feeling that nobody is hanging out there, there’s no real life or conversation and you can’t find any of your old friends there either. You might check in on it once in…

I appreciate that we’re ignoring the name change and continue to call it Twitter.

That always seemed counter-intuitive to me. I always figured the vaccines would be hailed by the anti-mask/anti-lockdown crowd as the catalyst for getting us out of the pandemic. Boy, was I wrong.

Holy hell, if i had 100 Billion (hell 100 Million), i would fuck off so hard. I would be a boon to my friends and family, and local businesses, but i would retire and live a comfortable but not ostentatious life.

“Farming as a service model”?