Don’t Do It!

Hey, don’t push him, ‘cause he’s close to the edge!

Well I hope he got the message.

Rumor is that five people caught him, and they were furious. 

When you said “Grandmaster caught cheating in the bathroom” my first thoughts were of sympathy towards Mrs. Flash. 

“Article II allows me to do whatever I want.”

The whole U.S. insurance model is to deny coverage, and only cover either common, well-documented type problems, or to only offer to cover something after repeated appeals.

Because insurance companies are assholes.

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Not a stupid question. The simple answer is no. It would take a whole lot of devices charging off the same outlet for it to have any effect like that.

Fuck In ‘n’ Out. Culver’s is what a thin burger should taste like.

I’m glad I discovered Culver’s at middle age. If I grew up around them, I’d be 800 pounds. At this age, I can only handle that kind of abuse once every couple of months.

Eggs....Oh yeah, that’s the big one. She does the Pam spray too, no fuckin way.

i have effectively stopped my wife from cooking for me for this reason after she once made me an omelet with using about a tenth of millisecond’s worth of a spray of pam into the pan as the cooking oil, whereas i’d use two sticks of butter. and she wonders why when i cook for her the food is actually enjoyable

My wife always uses half the butter that recipes recommend. I resent her deeply for this and make up for it by doubling the butter when I cook for her. 

And, most curiously, he’s grated frozen butter and mixed it INTO the ground beef.

He probably had to spend 4 hours saying no to the finance guy.

It started off as a “Right on, sister! Preach!!” for the first few seconds and then it made a screeching right turn into crazy-town. By the time she was done with her first sound bite, I was all:

But who else will speak for the necessary chronic illnesses?

“I really love making people happy” - You are exactly who should be customer facing. So many misanthropes in the Salty comment sections and in real life service jobs - if you all hate interacting with people so much, get a different job or figure out how to do the one you have well without the customers’ experience…