Nope. Maybe we could sneak this guy out of the Bad Place...

Disney’s currently toying with the idea of having Tony Shalhoub play upwards of 80% of the background characters.

And maybe a few instances of “I say old chap!” with monocles falling off astonished faces?

Unless people are hurrying to and fro exclaiming “Bah!” and “It’s just not done!” and “I say, are you mad!?”, this just isn’t much of a brouhaha. Anyone for tea?

I loved visiting the Parsonage, they have great people working there and have taken real care with the house and the items on display. This shit is messy though and I hope they sort themselves out...The craziest thing I found out about Haworth when I was there was when their father became Parson and the family moved…

Except in this case, the Soviets actually did have a well-trained cadre of women spies called “Sparrows” for soliciting secret information from foreign businessmen and diplomats, usually through sexy times. They were also allegedly trained as assassins. I’ll give them this one, but just barely.

no, pour one out for me tho. what a stupid fucking comment to make, how incredibly ignorant and tone deaf.

I’m pretty sure monkey is still a slur for black people in the UK too.

The Peter thing didn’t play out the way Margaret always claimed it did. She loved being the martyr and she knew Elizabeth wouldn’t ever speak on it.

I have such weird feelings about Margaret. I feel horrible for her and I truly think she got a raw deal when it came to Peter, plus she’s very charming and funny, but man alive she is self-centered and a total snob. When Elizabeth was like “who ever accused you of being an egalitarian?” I died.

So was she, though.

For some reason, I watched two documentaries about Princess Margaret yesterday. I saw the article and my first thought was “Yeeeesssss perfect!”

I saw Audrey Hepburn in Switzerland when I was around 13, not even a year before she died. I don’t think I’ll ever forget it either, she was so beautiful in an almost otherworldly way. I saw a ton of celebrities when I was living in New York, spoke to a bunch of them, but Audrey stands out.

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

When I see houses like this I wonder how anyone can bear to have a minimalist off-white home. The colours! The windows! The books! Our house is all shades of purple and green - it might have been pink and green but husband wouldn’t go for it. I might just have to paint our front door that shade of rose pink now...

For a second I thought the song was called “Fucking Bangs.”

It won’t. And it shouldn’t. Not with the crapola she’s tried to put over on us.

This is the post we needed and deserved at the end of a painful week. Who but you,  Mr. Finger, could’ve singlehandedly pulled us out of the doldrums of our bleak existence? I say no one. Thank you, Bobby.