This month, there were two articles about plastic surgery for women in their fifties and one about gourmet cooking with medical-grade marijuana.

vogue is kinda like ur mom or grandma who discovers something that has been around forever and you're just lime

You better have skinny legs and a skinny waist to go with that big ass though, or else GTFO, right?

K.

Umm NO.

Honest question — why does anyone read or subscribe to Vogue, other than while waiting for a medical professional? It's this five-pound brick of once-happy trees that stinks up your house and is full of insipid corporate cheerleading and images that make you feel bad about yourself.

Jeez, the only way this article could be whiter is if they left the page blank.

I have tears in my eyes and I don't know what to say. Thank you for teaching me that I can say what the fuck is exactly on my mind. Thank you for standing up for every woman who has ever been run off the Internet. Thank you for showing me how to give exactly zero fucks, no matter what hateful, hurtful things they try…

But what about Blanche and Sofia??

Never in the history of commenting, has the ability to post an eyeroll gif been more sorely missed.

RICK SCOTT NEXT (lol just kidding we all know that Harry Potter can only kill Rick Scott after he's gotten all his horcruxes).

should have went with "Dessertation" smh

See, it was the followup to my mildly successful spoken word piece "Defending my Chocolate Dissertation".

Coincidentally enough "Doctor of Chocolate" was the title of my extremely poorly selling early 90's R&B album.

WHITE LADY GETS MARRIED TO ATTENTION

OMG don't go to their page now. I literally gasped in horror when I visited. They totally lost their edge.

No offence, but that site I just looked through has very little to do with the original execution of the concept that is being memorialized here. My favorite website as a young teen was gurl.com specifically because it didn't have any pictures and very very very little celebrity/entertainment stuff.

Just opened the url www.gurl.com now

This song is FUN. I first heard it a few weeks ago and what I really want to do is buy it on iTunes and dance around my kitchen to it, singing along. I'm not skinny, and I take this song to be a positive message to women like me, and that makes me happy. I'm not worried about the skinny women; they get plenty of…

But it's clearly getting tougher out there, until then I guess I'll just keep listening to the self-love gem that worked the first time.