I actually would love the world of Pete: The Smarmiest Man in America.

I hate that I know that's a Gosselin. And also that I'm laughing at her.

PLEASE I WANT IT I NEED IT PLEASE

NIALL IS THE BEST. He also reminds me of Branson from Downton Abbey so I like him extra.

Poop people, meet your upstairs neighbors.

AND THAT'S HOW TILDA SWINTON WAS BORN.

I'd read it. At least it would be more entertaining than Blake's insipid venture into GOOP land. :P

So... are there or are there not going to be enchiladas?

Nice try, Blake.

I'll stage a jail break for you if you will kidnap her and find out what he is using to extort her for this obvious sham marriage.

i just wanna dash in and save my Princess, Amber Tamblyn from this steaming shitheap of stupidity .

To Blake's PR reps: I know you're reading this. I'm going to break some shit down below but before I do, I want to ask you to please PLEASE go into politics or philanthropy or something where you are able to change the lives of people in need. I say this because you are CLEARLY AMAZING AT YOUR JOB and could sell…

I recently finished creating what I am referring to as the Helen Roper Memorial Beach and Pool Caftan. It's a pretty simple little number, but the fabric is a gorgeous Pucci-esque printed silk charmeuse. I'm happy with it, with one caveat: Should I ever have the great good fortune to be clad in the HRMBaPC and…

Le sigh, now I'm going to have nightmares about that Julia Roberts gif.

I get the feeling that Vogue handlers were instrumental in helping their muse create "Preserve" as a legitimate reason to put her back on the cover. She has the look they love and now, finally, she has a new gig. Time for a Vogue cover. I imagine her next cover will be related to a perfectly timed pregnancy and her…

I don't think I can see this if her hair is going to be down the whole time.

It's my birthday too... I'm substantially older than Malia, but I still love that my birthday's on the 4th.

The ones making a joke of his songs are funny but the ones that are totally random are hysterical. Unable to screenshot but these:

2/10