Oh yes. In the last year or so I’ve started a fantastic post-grad school job, my long term relationship is going great, my partner finished his doctorate, I’m getting along great with my parents and have an amazing group of friends. I’ve been doing yoga every day and taking my vitamins. I eat dark leafy greens and…

ok can you chill though

Bobby! You forgot to mention her YA book series!

Only one of them smelled! And we cleaned it! Leave us alone we have soo many fucking problems

I’m here to serve the Court.

Z89 in Syracuse NY

Judge Brown:

You’re doing God’s work.

Yes yes yes I am on the prowl for this as well! I have pale skin, dark brown hair, hazel eyes, and I want to look like a vampire. V. open to suggestions.

If this wasn’t rape then I wasn’t raped. But I was raped.

Still can’t believe y’all hired NVC.

This is truly shocking to me.

ack! that clicking is terrifying isn’t it??

“I just miss the sushi and the dicks”

This bitch Laura I knew in high school one time was like “you’re never gonna be able to give a guy a good blow job”

THANK U. Yeah so I woke up one morning when I was a freshman in high school (12 years ago!) and my jaw was clicking and i’ve never been the same! My current man friend is, er, the most well-endowed man I’ve been with. I’m not complaining but holy good christ. I’m getting anxiety thinking about trying to blow him…

Was drunk once and barfed on my (now-ex) boyfriend’s dick. He took it surprisingly well.

I think that this scene has, unfortunately, come into my head (lol pun kind of intended) every single time I’ve given a blow job.

hang the fuck on taylor schilling is gay? and she’s dating lady brownstein????????

blech. I saw a comment on this pic when Gawker posted it that said it looked like she was posing in her creepy uncle’s basement........I threw up a little but it’s true