I love a close reading as much as the next English-degree-holder, but yeah. Yep.

I just really want to quote Betty Friedan right now

I believe you just reignited the Great Jezebel Dessert Wars.

Like why am I suddenly deeply struck by my own eventual death? Never has this worried me until now.

Well I am 1000% rooting for you! I'm excited for 2015 because I think it can only get better. "Paying for loving the wrong person too deeply" sums it up a little but for me at least it's not financial (just took on a whole bunch of new debt for grad school tho so that feels super good too).

The only thing that scares me more than turning 25 is turning 26. I have until the summer. I won't be ready.

This year, between going through a horrible breakup, watching my family fall apart even further, and hitting my first quarter century, I started to get way too fucking scared of getting old and dying. Or just acting old.

idk, my mom always says she refuses to be a Red Hat Lady because she thinks it's depressing as FUCK that they all wait til they're old to be sassy. Because then the sass comes out all at once and annoys everyone that works in the libraries where they have book clubs, the restaurants where they have lunch, and the gay…

literally this one never gets old.

Or like when I caught my dad jamming along to Chingy's "Right Thurr" (downloaded via Kazaa) on his acoustic guitar back in 2003. It was embarrassing.

GODDAMMIT SHRAYBER.

Ok to be fair, I totally get (and may or may not have done) the laying-in-bed-for-days-after-you-get-dumped thing. It happens. It's relatable. But yeah, the way she flipped out on Miranda made me SO MAD. Miranda is a treasure and a wise friend. That's some serious bullshit right there.

My location of residence (upstate NY) does not allow grocery stores to sell wine so the brand new Trader Joe's that we finally got, is pointless because there's no 2-buck chuck so basically nothing in my life has meaning.

I don't know either but thanks!! I am a very nice person if you ask me and I enjoy orgasms. I don't enjoy Christmas.

yes! intrigue!

jk it's me Caity! :)

nah but that's prob the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

Mark...you're a hero.

I got some sweet, sweet deals on sweaters over the last few weeks. And free shipping. As someone who usually shops at like, Old Navy, this was a big deal to me. So whatever just keep on rockin' it jenna.

So, so true! I'm getting a little misty just now thinking about it. And SATC is not something I spent a lot of time feeling teary over.